modorrelin:

someone posted this on facebook and i can’t believe i’m still laughing i’m sooo ashamed

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Timestamp: 1397451689

modorrelin:

someone posted this on facebook and i can’t believe i’m still laughing i’m sooo ashamed

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"I would like to send Kristen Wiig a shiny new captain’s hat because she’s taking over the captain’s position. It would be really stiff and high and when you tipped it over, birds would fly out of it, like squawking pigeons, and then you could bite into it, and it would be marzipan." Amy Poehler bequeaths her unofficial title of SNL captain to Kristen Wiig

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Timestamp: 1397451673

"I would like to send Kristen Wiig a shiny new captain’s hat because she’s taking over the captain’s position. It would be really stiff and high and when you tipped it over, birds would fly out of it, like squawking pigeons, and then you could bite into it, and it would be marzipan." Amy Poehler bequeaths her unofficial title of SNL captain to Kristen Wiig

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fynechina:

danny dorito

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hornyspice:

*finishes homework at school*
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eltigrechico:

redsuspenders:

The Last Samurai starring Tom Cruise

The Last of the Mohicans starring Daniel Day-Lewis

The Mexican starring Brad Pitt

Prince of Persia starring Jake Gyllenhaal

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me n my turtle boyfriend

  • me: wow ur so hard
  • him: that me shell

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churmandurrr:

pel10n:

itskamerony0:

falling-deeperinlove:

this basically sums up distance:(

holy UGHHHH

YUP

crying.

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Timestamp: 1397451508

churmandurrr:

pel10n:

itskamerony0:

falling-deeperinlove:

this basically sums up distance:(

holy UGHHHH

YUP

crying.

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lesbolution:

reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS

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mysterydisease:

MGMT at Coachella 2014, Photo by Joseph Llanes

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Timestamp: 1397451468

mysterydisease:

MGMT at Coachella 2014, Photo by Joseph Llanes

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pandabomb:

florida is a godless place. I went there once, got in the ocean, and immediately had to evacuate because a bull shark was swimming right towards me. there was an alligator on the side of the freeway. meth addicts and men on tractors roam free. florida is america’s australia

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